And based on our visit to Children’s yesterday for Jack’s High Risk appointment, he may lose a layer that has been causing quite a “stink” for his mother and I. That’s right, Dr. Lim believes he will be taking down his stoma and relieving our duties of ostomy care in the next month or two. Most likely late June, early July. I never thought I would look forward to changing a sh!t filled diaper, but bring it on.
This is also motivation to finally get our pool opened for the first time since we moved in to our house 2 years ago. Jack will be able to enjoy the summer a little more without having that bag attached to him. Here is a weekend pic of him already getting into the spirit. Also keeping with the theme of bagged sh!t an insert from one of the greatest movies of all time, Billy Madison.
[after putting dog poop in a paper bag and lighting it on fire on Old Man Clemens’ porch]
Billy Madison: Oh my God, Old Man Clemens hates shit.
Frank: Shh, here he comes.
Old Man Clemens: Who the hell is it? What do you want? Judas Priest, Barbara, it’s one of those flaming bags again.
Barbara: Don’t put it out with your boots, Ted.
Old Man Clemens: Don’t tell me my business, Devil Woman. Call the fire department, this one’s outta control.
[Old Man Clemens steps on the bag, then lifts up his boot and smells]
Old Man Clemens: Eck, poop again.
Billy Madison: He called the shit “poop”.
[Billy, Jack, and Frank laugh hysterically]
Frank: This is the best night of my life.
[They continue laughing]
Old Man Clemens: I’ll get you damn kids for this. You’re all gonna die.